The Dagger 'Angrist' (2d7) (+10,+15) [+5]
It increases your dexterity by 4. It increases your speed by 4. It slays orcs, trolls, and all evil creatures. It is branded with acid. It provides resistance to acid and dark. It sustains your dexterity. It can be thrown effectively. It grants you immunity to paralysis. It cannot be harmed by the elements. It gives you 2 attacks per turn.
Level 20, Rarity 80, 1.2 lbs, 100000 AU