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Jay March 25, 2012 17:35

Funny messages in *band
So, this just happened:

You smite the Olog. Your hands stop glowing. You have slain the Olog. The Olog looks confused.

I've seen that a couple times before and it always makes me laugh. Does anyone have other examples?

caruso March 25, 2012 17:52

You dig into the quartz vein. It touches you.

HallucinationMushroom March 25, 2012 17:52

Some of these are pretty good.

nppangband March 25, 2012 20:37

The Black reaver points at you, screaming the word DIE! -more
You die. -more

He must have been very proud of himself after that......

Starhawk April 2, 2012 20:21

> You see a Scroll titled "ma anus".

:p teehee...

Cold_Heart April 3, 2012 12:44

It touches you.
You feel ugly.

ekolis April 7, 2012 18:11

You are blind!
You see no more Mushrooms of Blindness.
You don't like the look of this place.

Jay April 10, 2012 01:16

This is not a funny message so much as something just funny.

My dwarf paladin is currently locked in mortal combat with Feagwath, the Undead Sorcerer — who just summoned a friend to help him in this battle. Specifically, a white harpy.

I think I will go on pounding on Feagwath and ignore his buddy for the time being.

Jay April 13, 2012 01:34

Slaying Osyluths is an ugly business.

Therem Harth April 13, 2012 01:46

Yes, it is. Also bad for one's physique.

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