Funny messages in *band
 

So, this just happened:

You smite the Olog. Your hands stop glowing. You have slain the Olog. The Olog looks confused.


I've seen that a couple times before and it always makes me laugh. Does anyone have other examples?

You dig into the quartz vein. It touches you.

Some of these are pretty good.
http://angband.oook.cz/forum/showthread.php?t=29

The Black reaver points at you, screaming the word DIE! -more
You die. -more

He must have been very proud of himself after that......

> You see a Scroll titled "ma anus".

:p teehee...

It touches you.
You feel ugly.

You are blind!
You see no more Mushrooms of Blindness.
You don't like the look of this place.

This is not a funny message so much as something just funny.

My dwarf paladin is currently locked in mortal combat with Feagwath, the Undead Sorcerer — who just summoned a friend to help him in this battle. Specifically, a white harpy.

I think I will go on pounding on Feagwath and ignore his buddy for the time being.

Slaying Osyluths is an ugly business.

Yes, it is. Also bad for one's physique.