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Old April 10, 2019, 01:31   #3
Pete Mack
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Also: am i the only one who finds torch artifacts a ludicrous notion? Magic lanterns is an old and storied trope. But what self-respecting dark-elf smith would want to make a torch out of legend? Might as well be a birthday candle

e) the torch of Bozo the clown <+1,-3>
-3 to dexterity
+1 to charisma
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