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Old September 20, 2013, 14:41   #269
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(But it is probably the best name ever for a heroic sword of yore.)

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t) the Main Gauche 'Moron' (2d5) (+8,+5)
     Dropped by Lagduf, the Snaga at 1350 feet (level 27).
     
     Slays orcs.
     Cannot be harmed by acid, electricity, fire, cold.
     Grants the ability to see invisible things.  
     
     Combat info:
     1.1 blows/round.
     With +3 STR and +0 DEX you would get 1.3 blows
     With +0 STR and +2 DEX you would get 1.3 blows
     Average damage/round: 39.4 vs. orcs, and 24.9 vs. others.
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