Dear God, it get's worse!
Donald Trump's Toupée (`t`)
The true evil behind the Trump presidency -- a vicious other-worldly parasite that controls the thoughts and actions of its host. Reality melts away as its sheer corruption saps your will to live and you struggle to remember what facts even are anymore.
This evil creature is normally found at depths of 4950 feet (level 99), and moves very quickly, but does not deign to chase intruders. Nothing is known about its attack.
|