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Old May 4, 2019, 16:24   #1
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: somewhere on the south coast
Age: 46
Posts: 1,305
Sky is on a distinguished road
click here to buy Perma-Stair 9000

Street urchins? Drunk merchants?? Angry, aggressive Mercenaries troubling you on your way to fight Morgoth?

Don't you wish there was an easier way ?

Yes! Now you too can own your private dungeon stairs. No longer will you need to use the same stairs as the other adventurers. Fed up with having your money stolen by street urchins? There is a simple solution, our new, improved Perma-Stair(tm) model 9000. Cast Perma-Stair once and conveniently locate your new, private dungeon stairs ANYWHERE in town!
Yes, you can place these stairs ANYWHERE!! Even in front of the Black Market! And what's best, is that these stairs will NEVER DISAPPEAR from town!*

What are you waiting for, buy Perma-Stair TODAY!

*(only applies to game model 4.1.2; support for other game modes not guaranteed. to operate Perma-Stair a copy of Mordekainen's Escapes is required - sold separately)
"i can take this dracolich"
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