April 23, 2012, 01:21
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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You activate it...
The Stone reveals hidden mysteries... In your pack: a Rhodonite Ring of Confusion Resistance You are confused! |
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April 25, 2012, 02:21
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NPPAngband Maintainer
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Stat Gain, Angband
Posts: 926
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Last messages from my NPP Comp 120 character.......
You hit Morgoth, Lord of Darkness. It was a good hit! You hit Morgoth, Lord of Darkness. You have slain Morgoth, Lord of Darkness. You feel something roll beneath your feet. A magical staircase appears.... *** CONGRATULATIONS *** You have won the game! You may retire (commit suicide) when you are ready. What a boring place...
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April 26, 2012, 03:37
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Knight
Join Date: May 2007
Location: US
Age: 40
Posts: 720
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let me try this workaround...oh crap computer just went black 
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April 26, 2012, 06:43
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Apprentice
Join Date: Mar 2012
Posts: 54
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I know it's unrelated, but getting the "this level looks pretty safe" message (or something similar to that) when the room with the stairs has 10 uruk in it always makes me laugh.
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June 11, 2012, 12:52
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Veteran
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 2,303
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I've always found "(foo) screams the word DIE! You die." message very funny...
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June 12, 2012, 07:07
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Veteran
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posts: 1,167
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the broken stick breaks
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June 25, 2012, 10:56
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Veteran
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 2,303
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This one takes the cake:
"You have slain the Enchantress. You see a scroll titled "ex gaecculo". That was an orgasmic kill... literally.
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June 28, 2012, 08:47
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Apprentice
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Sweden
Posts: 76
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Please explain. 
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June 28, 2012, 12:20
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Veteran
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 2,303
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Someone said he found a scroll titled "fellatio" once, but I found this one even more explicit.
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June 28, 2012, 12:35
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Prophet
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Climbing up from hole I just dug.
Posts: 4,083
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