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Old April 23, 2012, 02:21   #11
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You activate it...
The Stone reveals hidden mysteries...
In your pack: a Rhodonite Ring of Confusion Resistance
You are confused!
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Old April 25, 2012, 03:21   #12
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Last messages from my NPP Comp 120 character.......

You hit Morgoth, Lord of Darkness.
It was a good hit!
You hit Morgoth, Lord of Darkness.
You have slain Morgoth, Lord of Darkness.
You feel something roll beneath your feet.
A magical staircase appears....
*** CONGRATULATIONS ***
You have won the game!
You may retire (commit suicide) when you are ready.
What a boring place...
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Old April 26, 2012, 04:37   #13
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Last messages from my NPP Comp 120 character.......

You hit Morgoth, Lord of Darkness.
It was a good hit!
You hit Morgoth, Lord of Darkness.
You have slain Morgoth, Lord of Darkness.
You feel something roll beneath your feet.
A magical staircase appears....
*** CONGRATULATIONS ***
You have won the game!
You may retire (commit suicide) when you are ready.
What a boring place...
Cause of death.....Boredom, funny stuff, theirs nothing like this game.
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Old April 26, 2012, 07:43   #14
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I know it's unrelated, but getting the "this level looks pretty safe" message (or something similar to that) when the room with the stairs has 10 uruk in it always makes me laugh.
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Old June 11, 2012, 13:52   #15
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I've always found "(foo) screams the word DIE! You die." message very funny...
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Old June 12, 2012, 08:07   #16
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the broken stick breaks
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Old June 25, 2012, 11:56   #17
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This one takes the cake:
"You have slain the Enchantress. You see a scroll titled "ex gaecculo".

That was an orgasmic kill... literally.
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Old June 28, 2012, 09:47   #18
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This one takes the cake:
"You have slain the Enchantress. You see a scroll titled "ex gaecculo".

That was an orgasmic kill... literally.
They say never explain a joke, but I don't get that one. Is it some kind of pun?
Please explain.
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Old June 28, 2012, 13:20   #19
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They say never explain a joke, but I don't get that one. Is it some kind of pun?
Please explain.
X-rated scroll name...
Someone said he found a scroll titled "fellatio" once, but I found this one even more explicit.
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Old June 28, 2012, 13:35   #20
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X-rated scroll name...
Someone said he found a scroll titled "fellatio" once, but I found this one even more explicit.
Must be really x-rated because no dictionary in my disposal recognizes it, not even rather strongly x-rated dictionaries I found on the net.
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