Memorable in-game messages - Page 4

Daven_26d1 · February 4, 2008, 20:03

I was tired when I did this, and I think the RNG was just waiting to mock me.

"You failed to activate it" <x3>
"Which direction?"
"The Mature Black Dragon resists a lot." <more>
"You feel you know more about Rods of Acid Bolts."

AceRimmer · February 5, 2008, 22:56

This isn't quite an in-game message, but the random NAME generator recently suggested that I name my thief...

...Moron.

Big Al · February 5, 2008, 23:40

Worse, the random name generator once decided to name my char Morgoth.

Daven_26d1 · February 6, 2008, 00:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by AceRimmer

This isn't quite an in-game message, but the random NAME generator recently suggested that I name my thief...

...Moron.

Reminds me of the one time I used the generator, because I couldn't think of anything more creative for my orc than - "Mong Head", which was actually my partners suggestion.

Imagine my surprise when the generator told me that my orcs name was to be, simply, "Mong". Presumably the RNG saw fit to remind me that orcs don't usually bother with surnames...

slashme · February 7, 2008, 08:13

"The novice paladin hits you. You are no longer confused." That always gives me a laugh: I can imagine the scene: "*biff* ... Oh, yes, now I remember what I'm doing here...*slice* *hack* *mutilate*"

xxitheworld · February 7, 2008, 22:54

"You have a pretty good feeling about this level
It throws a fireball at you
You die"

Narvius · February 8, 2008, 17:53

Yay, I just got killed by wilderness. I have no idea how.

"You have a lucerne hammer
It attacks you.
You die."

I will never pick up lucerne hammers again

[Edit]
From my ToME character dump:

Recall Depth:
Barrow-Downs: Level 1 (50')

Your body is a Player.
You are currently on level 5 of Barrow-Downs.
You have defeated no enemies yet.
You saved no princesses.

Yay!

xxitheworld · February 15, 2008, 01:36

In hengband, from my chaos mage trying to cast teleport self

You failed to cast the spell
You produce a chaotic effect!

(And I got teleported)

Pete Mack · February 15, 2008, 01:39

It summons undead--more--
The dread hits you<20x>--more--
You die

Djabanete · February 15, 2008, 07:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete Mack

It summons undead--more--
The dread hits you<20x>--more--
You die

No nether bolts? You lucked out

February 4, 2008, 20:03	#31
Daven_26d1 Adept Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: North of England. Posts: 211	I was tired when I did this, and I think the RNG was just waiting to mock me. "You failed to activate it" <x3> "Which direction?" "The Mature Black Dragon resists a lot." <more> "You feel you know more about Rods of Acid Bolts." __________________ You sold a Broken Sword (1d2) (-2,-4) {average} (j) for 1 gold. The shopkeeper howls in agony! You say "Dude, the clue is in the name...".

February 7, 2008, 08:13	#35
slashme Rookie Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: South Africa Posts: 13	"The novice paladin hits you. You are no longer confused." That always gives me a laugh: I can imagine the scene: "biff ... Oh, yes, now I remember what I'm doing here...slice hack mutilate" __________________ "There are little testicles at the bottom of our most sublime feelings and our purest tenderness." --Denis Diderot

February 8, 2008, 17:53	#37
Narvius Knight Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Poland, Katowice Age: 28 Posts: 589	Yay, I just got killed by wilderness. I have no idea how. "You have a lucerne hammer It attacks you. You die." I will never pick up lucerne hammers again [Edit] From my ToME character dump: Recall Depth: Barrow-Downs: Level 1 (50') Your body is a Player. You are currently on level 5 of Barrow-Downs. You have defeated no enemies yet. You saved no princesses. Yay! Last edited by Narvius; February 8, 2008 at 19:39.

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February 5, 2008, 22:56	#32
AceRimmer Scout Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28	This isn't quite an in-game message, but the random NAME generator recently suggested that I name my thief... ...Moron.

February 5, 2008, 23:40	#33
Big Al Swordsman Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Calgary Age: 33 Posts: 327 Donated: $18.32	Worse, the random name generator once decided to name my char Morgoth.

February 7, 2008, 22:54	#36
xxitheworld Rookie Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 19	"You have a pretty good feeling about this level It throws a fireball at you You die"

February 15, 2008, 01:36	#38
xxitheworld Rookie Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 19	In hengband, from my chaos mage trying to cast teleport self You failed to cast the spell You produce a chaotic effect! (And I got teleported)

February 15, 2008, 01:39	#39
Pete Mack Prophet Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 6,188 Donated: $40	It summons undead--more-- The dread hits you<20x>--more-- You die

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