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Old February 4, 2008, 21:03   #31
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I was tired when I did this, and I think the RNG was just waiting to mock me.

"You failed to activate it" <x3>
"Which direction?"
"The Mature Black Dragon resists a lot." <more>
"You feel you know more about Rods of Acid Bolts."
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The shopkeeper howls in agony!
You say "Dude, the clue is in the name...".
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Old February 5, 2008, 23:56   #32
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This isn't quite an in-game message, but the random NAME generator recently suggested that I name my thief...

...Moron.
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Old February 6, 2008, 00:40   #33
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Worse, the random name generator once decided to name my char Morgoth.
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Old February 6, 2008, 01:52   #34
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This isn't quite an in-game message, but the random NAME generator recently suggested that I name my thief...

...Moron.
Reminds me of the one time I used the generator, because I couldn't think of anything more creative for my orc than - "Mong Head", which was actually my partners suggestion.

Imagine my surprise when the generator told me that my orcs name was to be, simply, "Mong". Presumably the RNG saw fit to remind me that orcs don't usually bother with surnames...
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Old February 7, 2008, 09:13   #35
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"The novice paladin hits you. You are no longer confused." That always gives me a laugh: I can imagine the scene: "*biff* ... Oh, yes, now I remember what I'm doing here...*slice* *hack* *mutilate*"
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Old February 7, 2008, 23:54   #36
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"You have a pretty good feeling about this level
It throws a fireball at you
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Old February 8, 2008, 18:53   #37
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Yay, I just got killed by wilderness. I have no idea how.

"You have a lucerne hammer
It attacks you.
You die."

I will never pick up lucerne hammers again

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From my ToME character dump:

Recall Depth:
Barrow-Downs: Level 1 (50')

Your body is a Player.
You are currently on level 5 of Barrow-Downs.
You have defeated no enemies yet.
You saved no princesses.

Yay!

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Old February 15, 2008, 02:36   #38
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In hengband, from my chaos mage trying to cast teleport self

You failed to cast the spell
You produce a chaotic effect!

(And I got teleported)
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Old February 15, 2008, 02:39   #39
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It summons undead--more--
The dread hits you<20x>--more--
You die
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Old February 15, 2008, 08:07   #40
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It summons undead--more--
The dread hits you<20x>--more--
You die
No nether bolts? You lucked out
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