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Old March 25, 2012, 17:35   #1
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So, this just happened:

You smite the Olog. Your hands stop glowing. You have slain the Olog. The Olog looks confused.


I've seen that a couple times before and it always makes me laugh. Does anyone have other examples?
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Old March 25, 2012, 17:52   #2
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You dig into the quartz vein. It touches you.
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Old March 25, 2012, 17:52   #3
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Some of these are pretty good.
http://angband.oook.cz/forum/showthread.php?t=29
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Old March 25, 2012, 20:37   #4
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The Black reaver points at you, screaming the word DIE! -more
You die. -more

He must have been very proud of himself after that......
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> You see a Scroll titled "ma anus".

teehee...
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Old April 3, 2012, 12:44   #6
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It touches you.
You feel ugly.
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Old April 10, 2012, 01:16   #8
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This is not a funny message so much as something just funny.

My dwarf paladin is currently locked in mortal combat with Feagwath, the Undead Sorcerer — who just summoned a friend to help him in this battle. Specifically, a white harpy.

I think I will go on pounding on Feagwath and ignore his buddy for the time being.
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Old April 13, 2012, 01:34   #9
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Slaying Osyluths is an ugly business.
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Old April 13, 2012, 01:46   #10
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Yes, it is. Also bad for one's physique.
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