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Old February 19, 2017, 17:27   #1
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Wink My first randart win... ;-)

On the first part of the journey
I was chopping through all the life
There were wolves and trolls and orcs and things
There were wands and scrolls and rings
The first vault I found was infested with lice
I cleared it with stinking clouds
My blood ran cold and my mouth felt dry
When vibration hounds breathed sound

I've been through the dungeon, I'm an Ent with no name
It felt good to make monster blood rain
In the dungeon no one will ask you your name
They just pelt you with magic and give you such pain

La la, la la la la, la la la, la la
La la, la la la la, la la la, la la

After two days on the dungeon run
My stats began to max out
After three days in the dungeon fun
I found the Super Bow that dreams are 'bout
And it helped me a lot, all the powers I got
Made the next few pits quite a rout

You see, I've been through the dungeon, I'm an Ent with no name
It felt good to be done with stat gain
In the dungeon no one remembers your name
'Cause there ain't no one you don't kill dead with pain

La, la la, la la la la, la la la, la la
La, la la, la la la la, la la la, la la

After five days I could kill Morgoth at last
'Cause my slippers made me so fast
There were wraiths and fiends and rocs and things
There were wands and scrolls and rings
Oh yes...
Angband is a dungeon with its life underground
And a quaint little town above
Under the city many treasures are found
But the monsters won't give you love

You see, I've been through the dungeon, I'm an Ent with no name
It felt good to end Morgoth's dark reign
Lord of Angband, I have completed the game
Now there ain't no one for to give me no pain

La, la la, la la la la, la la la, la la
La, la la, la la la la, la la la, la la

La, la la, la la la la, la la la, la la
La, la la, la la la la, la la la, la la

La, la la, la la la la, la la la, la la
La, la la, la la la la, la la la, la la

La, la la, la la la la, la la la, la la
La, la la, la la la la, la la la, la la

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Old February 19, 2017, 17:43   #2
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Am I supposed to be reading this to the tune of horse with no name?

Because I am.
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Old February 19, 2017, 19:52   #3
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Nice

This should be added to the funnies page.
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Old February 19, 2017, 22:07   #4
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Awesome! I have yet to have a randart win.
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Old February 20, 2017, 17:25   #5
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Am I supposed to be reading this to the tune of horse with no name?

Because I am.
Horse With No Name has a tune? It gets my vote for worst number one single of all time.

If Trump really want to make America great again, he should take away all of their instruments and sound equipment.
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