Funny messages in *band - Page 7

Timo Pietilä · April 15, 2013, 07:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by ekolis

With his finger, obviously. The real question is how exactly do you KNOW that he gave you the finger!

"Poor guy, are you blind. FYI, I'm giving you a finger right now. Now, what are you going to do to that? What? Nothing? ..." etc. etc. mockery obviously.

MattB · April 17, 2013, 10:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by PowerWyrm

X-rated scroll name...
Someone said he found a scroll titled "fellatio" once, but I found this one even more explicit.

I wonder what that scroll does?...

donalde · April 28, 2013, 08:49

This seems a tame, sheltered place. You see no store here.

this is from angband 3.4.1, so no stores on dungeons

Nick · May 4, 2013, 03:41

Quote:

You hit the Bandit.
Your hands stop glowing.
You have slain the Bandit.
You feel something roll beneath your feet.
The Bandit looks confused.

Welcome to the afterlife, buddy.

Hajo · May 7, 2013, 11:30

I found a scroll "plus inc". Funny for a programmer only maybe, since both mean to raise a value or quality. I guess this was made by a mage trained in advertisment

Timo Pietilä · May 7, 2013, 12:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hajo

I found a scroll "plus inc". Funny for a programmer only maybe, since both mean to raise a value or quality. I guess this was made by a mage trained in advertisment

Plus incorporated. We deliver the finest enchantment scrolls around the dungeon.

MattB · May 14, 2013, 14:23

Well, it did warn me!

"But monsieur, it's elvish. It's wah-fer thin!"

May 7, 2013, 11:30	#65
Hajo Adept Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 121	I found a scroll "plus inc". Funny for a programmer only maybe, since both mean to raise a value or quality. I guess this was made by a mage trained in advertisment __________________ I have a project problem? I have no project problem. I start a project, I work on it, it fails. No problem

May 14, 2013, 14:23	#67
MattB Scout Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Berkshire, UK Posts: 27	Well, it did warn me! "But monsieur, it's elvish. It's wah-fer thin!" Attached Thumbnails

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donalde Scout Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 42	This seems a tame, sheltered place. You see no store here. this is from angband 3.4.1, so no stores on dungeons

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