May 18, 2021, 23:45
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Love the death message for this!
I think I might frame this YASD. |
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May 19, 2021, 00:18
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Ouch! I guess you were near an Orc pit.
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May 19, 2021, 00:57
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June 5, 2021, 05:28
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Join Date: Mar 2017
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RNG God named this after himself:
Pair of Ethereal Slippers 'Randarth' [0,+18] <+3, +1>: Found lying on the floor in a pit at 2950 feet (level 59) +3 intelligence +1 light +1 extra moves Provides resistance to Acid, Lightning, Light, Nether. Cannot be harmed by Acid, Fire. Sustains strength, intelligence, wisdom. Slows your metabolism. Prevents paralysis. |
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October 18, 2021, 03:49
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Your Maul clears your thoughts.
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January 18, 2022, 17:19
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There comes a time in every game where I pick up a sling that's something like (+3, +5) and decide to mute it, and it's then that I think, "All good slings must come to an end."
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March 3, 2022, 17:29
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I believe this weapon also responds to certain voice commands such as "set a timer for 10 minutes."
The Awl-Pike 'Sirri' (3d8) (+13, +6) [+5] <+3>
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March 3, 2022, 18:12
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Join Date: Dec 2011
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This set of randarts is full of gifts! I've just discovered the Iron Crown of Uinurinal [0, +16] <+6>, which is sadly cursed (air swing) and also, one suspects, would smell of a men's bathroom. I'm guessing it would be pronounced "you in urinal"?
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March 15, 2022, 15:29
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Location: Adelaide, Australia
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You point at Nick the butcher and curse. Nick the butcher ignores you.
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March 15, 2022, 20:23
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