Funny messages in *band - Page 14

Therem Harth · January 13, 2019, 18:42

Quote:

You have a scroll titled "amio dis wizzy" (o).
Your War Wammer begins to glow!
You have no more Scrolls of Monster Confusion.

Truth in advertising.

Thraalbee · January 30, 2019, 12:24

Lol, new character in frogcomposband. Forgot to bring a weapon to the thieves quest but the teleport trap put me next to one.

Code:

> This is the entrance to the quest: The Thieves' Hideout (Outpost).                                   
Do you enter? [y/n] => y.                                                                            
                                                                                                     
You are wearing a Wooden Torch (with 3500 turns of light) (h).                                       
The Bandit attacks you: He hits. He touches. Your purse feels lighter.                               
118 coins were stolen! The thief flees laughing!                                                     
                                                                                                     
You have found a trap.                                                                               
The Nibelung attacks you: He hits. He touches. Your purse feels                                      
lighter. 104 coins were stolen! The thief flees laughing!                                            
                                                                                                     
You have no melee attacks. (x3)                                                                      
The Scruffy looking hobbit attacks you: He hits. He touches. Your purse                              
feels lighter. 80 coins were stolen! The thief flees laughing!                                       
                                                                                                     
You found a trap! You hit a teleport trap!                                                           
The Bandit attacks you: He hits. He touches. Your purse feels lighter.                               
90 coins were stolen! The thief flees laughing!                                                      
                                                                                                     
You have a Sabre.                                                                                    
You are wearing a Sabre (a)

Therem Harth · February 4, 2019, 21:23

Code:

You feel the Scroll titled "con man" (e) in your pack is average...
...
There is message on the scroll. It says:      
You will encounter a dark, tall stranger...   
The scroll disappears in a puff of smoke!

The RNG has such a twisted sense of humor sometimes.

murphy · March 10, 2019, 14:22

PCB, I was just a few minutes into a game, playing a feeble mage and I stepped on a trap that insta killed him. In mild disbelief, I said out loud, "Oh man!" And then the random tombstone message that got generated was my words exactly

Code:

Oh man!

wobbly · April 1, 2019, 10:35

The terrified yeek is no longer afraid.

DoctorowWho42 · May 5, 2019, 07:10

"you die. you are no longer poisoned."

Gauss · May 6, 2019, 09:56

Can't stop laughing every time i read it
" Grima Wormtongue insults your mother"

Ugramoth · December 10, 2019, 05:05

The nruling lashes at you with a whip of fire.
The Whip burns up!

nruling: Dafug?

Glorfindel · January 25, 2020, 03:19

You hit the singing, happy drunk.
You have slain the singing, happy drunk.
The scruffy little dog wakes up.
The filthy street urchin wakes up. <2x>
The scrawny cat wakes up.
You no longer feel safe from evil.

It looks like that drunk had some friends.
Incidentally, it wasn't as funny in life as when I looked at the message window, as in between the slaying and all the waking up I took a rest.

Also, I am not a casual murderer of drunkards. It was one of those not-looking-where-I-am-going-so-I-took-a-swing-at-the-guy-with-a-mace-of-disruption kind of things.

wobbly · January 25, 2020, 17:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glorfindel

Also, I am not a casual murderer of drunkards. It was one of those not-looking-where-I-am-going-so-I-took-a-swing-at-the-guy-with-a-mace-of-disruption kind of things.

I just keep confusing them for Ts & assume the town is being raided by trolls, embarrassing mistake.

The gallant flees in terror. The terrified yeek is no longer afraid.

February 4, 2019, 21:23	#133
Therem Harth Knight Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 926	Code: You feel the Scroll titled "con man" (e) in your pack is average... ... There is message on the scroll. It says: You will encounter a dark, tall stranger... The scroll disappears in a puff of smoke! The RNG has such a twisted sense of humor sometimes.

March 10, 2019, 14:22	#134
murphy Apprentice Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 99	PCB, I was just a few minutes into a game, playing a feeble mage and I stepped on a trap that insta killed him. In mild disbelief, I said out loud, "Oh man!" And then the random tombstone message that got generated was my words exactly Code: Oh man!

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