TIME OUT....For a funny story!

Irossyzerce · March 18, 2009, 05:58

Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.
I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.

A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.
Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.
Patient: How much will it cost?
Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?
Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly!

Here is another one:

Husband and wife have just left their home for camping.
Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment!
Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.

The last one:

A trial is in progress in the court room.
Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal.
Judge: Then who is he?
Lawyer: He is a Collector.

Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.

Djabanete · March 18, 2009, 06:46

An alsatian walks into a telegraph booth and dictates: "Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!" The operator says, "That's only nine words --- would you like to send one additional 'woof' for free?"

The alsatian looks at him and says, "But then it wouldn't make any sense..."

April 2, 2009, 03:44

I'm new to the forum. Nice post.

March 18, 2009, 05:58	#1
Irossyzerce Rookie Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Canada Posts: 1	TIME OUT....For a funny story! Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community. I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere. A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain. Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them. Patient: How much will it cost? Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both. Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work? Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! Here is another one: Husband and wife have just left their home for camping. Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment! Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower. The last one: A trial is in progress in the court room. Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal. Judge: Then who is he? Lawyer: He is a Collector. Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.

April 2, 2009, 03:44	#3
ininiasymmell Guest Posts: n/a	Nice post. I'm new to the forum. Nice post. Last edited by ininiasymmell; April 2, 2009 at 18:51.

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Djabanete Knight Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 576	An alsatian walks into a telegraph booth and dictates: "Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!" The operator says, "That's only nine words --- would you like to send one additional 'woof' for free?" The alsatian looks at him and says, "But then it wouldn't make any sense..."

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