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Join Date: Apr 2008
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PWMAngband:
"You hit the Cutpurse. You have slain the Cutpurse. You hit the Cutpurse. The Cutpurse flees in terror! The Cutpurse picks up a Cutpurse corpse." ...
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#112 |
Knight
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 578
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#113 |
Knight
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Indiana, U.S.A.
Age: 39
Posts: 769
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You unwrap the foil and eat the chocolate egg. It is delicious! You are terrified! You feel yourself moving faster! You see no more Bright Red Easter Eggs of Terror. You die.
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#114 |
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Join Date: May 2012
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posts: 1,168
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Puts on random boots from floor - You have gained the ability 'sprinting' just as slow suddenly pops up in my status effects.
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#115 |
Veteran
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posts: 1,168
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You attack Wormtongue, Agent of Saurman: You hit him in the groin with your knee! He moans in agony! Your hands stop glowing. He appears confused.
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#116 |
Adept
Join Date: Mar 2016
Posts: 194
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I just got blinded by a Dark elven mage - I have an un-id'd staff:
You are blind. You have 6 charges remaining. You re-arrange your pack. It looks slowed. |
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#117 |
Adept
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: TX
Posts: 139
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Don't you hate it when you put effort into reorganizing your pack and it just gets slower? Ugh, maybe I shouldn't be doing this blind.
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#118 |
Veteran
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posts: 1,168
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You attack the forest troll: You hit! Your weapon cuts deep into it! You cut it in half!
Pretty impressive for a main gauche... |
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#119 |
Apprentice
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 86
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playing poschengband today
It magically summons help! The Elf lord casts a fire ball at it. It dies. ... its hard to find good help these days |
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#120 |
Rookie
Join Date: Apr 2016
Posts: 22
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The vampire disintegrates!
You see a Coagulated Crimson Potion. |
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