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PWMAngband:
"You hit the Cutpurse. You have slain the Cutpurse. You hit the Cutpurse. The Cutpurse flees in terror! The Cutpurse picks up a Cutpurse corpse." ...
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March 10, 2016, 16:34
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March 27, 2016, 16:59
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Knight
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Indiana, U.S.A.
Age: 39
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You unwrap the foil and eat the chocolate egg. It is delicious! You are terrified! You feel yourself moving faster! You see no more Bright Red Easter Eggs of Terror. You die.
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March 29, 2016, 19:10
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Join Date: May 2012
Location: Adelaide, Australia
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Puts on random boots from floor - You have gained the ability 'sprinting' just as slow suddenly pops up in my status effects.
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May 4, 2016, 17:28
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Join Date: May 2012
Location: Adelaide, Australia
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You attack Wormtongue, Agent of Saurman: You hit him in the groin with your knee! He moans in agony! Your hands stop glowing. He appears confused.
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May 11, 2016, 13:11
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Adept
Join Date: Mar 2016
Posts: 194
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I just got blinded by a Dark elven mage - I have an un-id'd staff:
You are blind. You have 6 charges remaining. You re-arrange your pack. It looks slowed. |
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May 16, 2016, 13:47
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Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: TX
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May 28, 2016, 20:24
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Veteran
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Adelaide, Australia
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You attack the forest troll: You hit! Your weapon cuts deep into it! You cut it in half!
Pretty impressive for a main gauche... |
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July 20, 2017, 05:44
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Apprentice
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 95
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playing poschengband today
It magically summons help! The Elf lord casts a fire ball at it. It dies. ... its hard to find good help these days |
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July 21, 2017, 03:24
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Join Date: Apr 2016
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The vampire disintegrates!
You see a Coagulated Crimson Potion.
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