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Old May 31, 2014, 10:10   #91
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Very appropriate message:

"You have slain Wormtongue, Agent of Saruman. You see a Pair of Leather Boots [2]. You have the Pair of Leather Boots of Wormtongue [2] {special}."
Very appropriate indeed.
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Old June 1, 2014, 03:50   #92
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We have a winner!
I am trying to work and that one is so funny I am actually, literally crying!
*gets odd looks*

When playing on cheat I got:

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You die. You are no longer confused.
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Which I thought was quite zen.
wow,that was beautiful.how random game mechanics can sum up life in two sentences....sigh.
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Old June 6, 2014, 21:34   #93
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You are poisoned!
Welcome to level 5.
You feel very rested.
You feel very good.
You feel your head clear.
You have no more "Pepper's Qunine and Iron" Tonics of Poison (i).
You are no longer poisoned.
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Old June 8, 2014, 19:11   #94
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You are poisoned!
Welcome to level 5.
You feel very rested.
You feel very good.
You feel your head clear.
You have no more "Pepper's Qunine and Iron" Tonics of Poison (i).
You are no longer poisoned.
You are on something strange
It's funny, I just automatically added your sig in when I read that.
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Old June 8, 2014, 19:35   #95
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Poschengband's virtue system is pure message gold:

The jackal dies.
A bold risk indeed!
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Old June 18, 2014, 01:35   #96
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i was selling unidentified stuff in poschangband:



The shopkeeper whispers something into your ear:
And what about your due contribution to All - fool's Day celebration? None?
You sold 2 Potions of Berserk Strength for 28 gold.
Yipee!
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Old July 24, 2014, 02:07   #97
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Just happened to me - had to share:

Code:
Something touches you.
Your furry mushroom was eaten.
...
[snigger]
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Old July 24, 2014, 09:09   #98
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From PosChengband:
Code:
Robin Hood, the Outlaw, says: "Kevin Costner soiled my name!"
Hobbes the Tiger says, 'I killed Calvin, now I'll kill YOU!'

Also he says that he is going back to comic when he flees wounded.
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Old November 24, 2014, 17:50   #99
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The Gnome mage summons a companion.
The Scruffy looking hobbit misses you. <2x>
You hit the Scruffy looking hobbit. <2x>
You have slain the Scruffy looking hobbit.
You hit the Gnome mage. <2x>
You have slain the Gnome mage.

You pretty much lost the summons lottery when a scruffy looking hobbit emerges from the abyss. It proved too little, too late for this Gnome mage...
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Old November 25, 2014, 13:21   #100
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The Gnome mage summons a companion.
The Scruffy looking hobbit misses you. <2x>
You hit the Scruffy looking hobbit. <2x>
You have slain the Scruffy looking hobbit.
You hit the Gnome mage. <2x>
You have slain the Gnome mage.

You pretty much lost the summons lottery when a scruffy looking hobbit emerges from the abyss. It proved too little, too late for this Gnome mage...
This is even more sad when it happens to Morgoth...
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