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Old December 1, 2014, 03:43   #101
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From a recent T2 game:

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Kavlax the Many-Headed says, "Now you die!"
Kavlax the Many-Headed breaths nexus.
You die.
Well, he did say...
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Old December 1, 2014, 04:16   #102
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And another:

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You kick the Giant Squid in the ankle. -more-
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Old December 27, 2014, 09:42   #103
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Just now...

You were wearing White Dragon Scale Mail.
You are wearing Chaos Dragon Scale Mail.
The weight of our armor encumbers your movement.
You feel yourself speed up.
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Old June 3, 2015, 03:05   #104
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You see 3 Scrolls titled "anus us".
Worse, they were Satisfy Hunger, so on reading them I got the message:

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You are full!
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Old June 3, 2015, 13:52   #105
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You see 3 Scrolls titled "anus us"
In the comp 174 game, scrolls of *Acquirement* are titled "pue sa recto", which in french roughly means they stink from the a**.
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Old June 6, 2015, 23:37   #106
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In the comp 174 game, scrolls of *Acquirement* are titled "pue sa recto", which in french roughly means they stink from the a**.
would that be a foretelling of items yet "acquired"
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Old July 14, 2015, 15:28   #107
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Beginning level priest reads scroll of "rectus cunus" on Dl 1 - oops - unidentified Deep Descent and is immediately screwed in the ass.
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Old September 17, 2015, 22:42   #108
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Which variant is that? Sure sounds like a bug... like opening a chest and finding a chest inside.
I've also had that happen, more than once!


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Old October 28, 2015, 05:04   #109
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Poscheng's virtue messages are great for this. You just need to be hungry to get things like:

You slay the pitiful looking beggar
Moderation in all things

Now I just have to work out how to make it say "how compassionate". Perhaps killing town folk with crusade magic?
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Old October 29, 2015, 15:52   #110
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You hit the Green naga.
The Green naga flees in terror!
Your Rounded Pebble (1d2) (+0, +0) hit the Green naga.
You have 27 Rounded Pebbles (1d2) (+0, +0) (0).
The Green naga cries out feebly.
The Green naga picks up a Rounded Pebble (1d2) (+0, +0).

"Musssst... collect... pebblesssss..."

"Here's another one."

Your Rounded Pebble (1d2) (+0, +0) hit the Green naga.
The Green naga dies.
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