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Old April 15, 2013, 08:03   #61
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With his finger, obviously. The real question is how exactly do you KNOW that he gave you the finger!
"Poor guy, are you blind. FYI, I'm giving you a finger right now. Now, what are you going to do to that? What? Nothing? ..." etc. etc. mockery obviously.
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Old April 17, 2013, 11:50   #62
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X-rated scroll name...
Someone said he found a scroll titled "fellatio" once, but I found this one even more explicit.
I wonder what that scroll does?...
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Old April 28, 2013, 09:49   #63
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This seems a tame, sheltered place. You see no store here.

this is from angband 3.4.1, so no stores on dungeons
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Old May 4, 2013, 04:41   #64
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Old May 7, 2013, 12:30   #65
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I found a scroll "plus inc". Funny for a programmer only maybe, since both mean to raise a value or quality. I guess this was made by a mage trained in advertisment
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Old May 7, 2013, 13:09   #66
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I found a scroll "plus inc". Funny for a programmer only maybe, since both mean to raise a value or quality. I guess this was made by a mage trained in advertisment
Plus incorporated. We deliver the finest enchantment scrolls around the dungeon.
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Old May 14, 2013, 15:23   #67
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Well, it did warn me!

"But monsieur, it's elvish. It's wah-fer thin!"
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Old May 21, 2013, 19:01   #68
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You die. You resist the effects.
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Old May 21, 2013, 20:48   #69
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You die. You resist the effects.
No rigor mortis for you!
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