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Old January 14, 2011, 21:05   #1
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Funny end to battle

Picture this: My dwarf priest is on DL60 battling Dwar, Dog Lord of Waw, pounding away at him with orbs. The battle isn't going well for Dwar, and he eventually flees in terror. He has nowhere to run, however, and makes a last ditch effort to save himself by summoning an undead. He knows he is probably going down, but hopes that maybe he can conjure up a Vampire Lord or Demilich and somehow save his skin (OK I don't know if he even has skin or not). He mutters the mighty incantation and up pops... a zombified human. I can almost hear him say "Aw, crap..." as one final orb drains the last bit of unlife from him.

I guess even uniques have their bad days with the RNG. The image of this big, bad undead nasty whipping up his super-duper magic and coming up with a single zombie is simply priceless.
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