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Old April 20, 2009, 22:23   #81
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Not mine, but was posted on the NPP forums:

Pazuzu, Lord of Air hits you.
You are struck by electricity!
You have been knocked out.
You have a good feeling...

Unsurprisingly this was followed shortly by

Pazuzu, Lord of Air casts a mana bolt.
You die.
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Old April 25, 2009, 17:37   #82
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Selling a pair of leather sandals I found on dungeon level two...

"You sold a pair of leather sandals of speed [1 + 5] (+4) for 3 gold."

FAIL.
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Old April 25, 2009, 20:23   #83
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"You sold a pair of leather sandals of speed [1 + 5] (+4) for 3 gold."
That's what you get for not trying them on first.
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Old April 25, 2009, 21:07   #84
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buzzkill's got it right, especially in 3.1 where you are extremely unlikely to get a sticky curse. (That's the whole point of the "magical" nomenclature. Sure it's a pain for magically damaged things, but the removal of the sticky curse more than makes up for it.)
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Old April 25, 2009, 21:24   #85
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That's what you get for not trying them on first.
But they weren't my size...!

No, really, I was playing warrior and should've only waited my two minutes for the pseudo ID. It's the first time I've even seen sandals of speed (and this early) -- for some reason I had the idea of that they could only be hard/soft leather or iron shod boots.
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Old April 25, 2009, 22:26   #86
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But they weren't my size...!

No, really, I was playing warrior and should've only waited my two minutes for the pseudo ID. It's the first time I've even seen sandals of speed (and this early) -- for some reason I had the idea of that they could only be hard/soft leather or iron shod boots.
Even if you didn't have easy pseudo available, it would be a terrible mistake to sell them. For a paltry 3 gold pieces, you might use up a slot in the store's inventory that would not be available should the RNG wish to put boots of free action on sale.

Destroy them if you must, but don't sell them.
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Old April 30, 2009, 01:08   #87
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"The earth hound breathes shards. The vibration hounds howls in agony!"

Two packs of hounds got mixed up while trying to kill me and they would breathe on one another over and over.

"It breathes nether. Morgoth, Lord of Darkness resists somewhat."

Somewhat?
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Old May 2, 2009, 04:20   #88
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From Steamband...
Just after I summoned a pet, the first thing that happens is...

"The Chimpanzee picks up a .25 derringer (x2)."

Thank God he's on my side! Now, if I only had a banana.

a little while later...

"Phineas T. Barnum touches your Bobcat"

...and all I can think is 'Thank God he didn't touch my monkey!'

and later still...

"You have a Large Tool. (m)"

More from SteamBand

"Solarion, the Beautiful is suddenly very hot!"
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Old May 2, 2009, 22:46   #89
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Here is a funny bug which appears in V currently when you have a ring brand on a weapon with a different brand.
Your Ring of Acid spits! You zap the Dark elven warrior.
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Old May 3, 2009, 00:02   #90
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Well, I can't top those, but I have this from Gumband:

You hear noise. It grunts with pain.
You hear noise. It dies.
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