Another amusing message

[Max Stats]

"The Winged Horror twitters in agony."

Wow, who knew that birds even had cell phones, much less the capability to text out messages of 140 characters or less describing how much that last blast from my Rod of Fire Bolts really left it smarting. I wonder what nasty things they are posting about me?

And how the heck are they getting reception at 2650 feet below ground?

[Derakon]

Originally Posted by Max Stats

And how the heck are they getting reception at 2650 feet below ground?

Repeater stations at every staircase, naturally.

[Bostock]

Originally Posted by Derakon

Repeater stations at every staircase, naturally.

How does the signal navigate the maze of staircases, though?

[Timo Pietilä]

Originally Posted by Max Stats

"The Winged Horror twitters in agony."

Wow, who knew that birds even had cell phones, much less the capability to text out messages of 140 characters or less describing how much that last blast from my Rod of Fire Bolts really left it smarting. I wonder what nasty things they are posting about me?

This requires this:

http://xkcd.com/723/

Note especially the last panel.

[Tiburon Silverflame]

Actually, the permanent rock surrounding the entire dungeon is made of a material that makes it a perfect antenna. Also, the Horror has an advanced Android phone which has speech recognition.

Posted by Huan:
"Fresh Meat!"

Posted by Azriel:
"Silly, silly mortal....."

Posted by Ancagalon:
"He calls THAT a fire attack????"