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Old May 9, 2008, 04:47   #51
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happened just now:

You have no more potions of poison.
You feel better. (casted cure light wounds)
You are no longer poisoned.
You die.
You feel yourself yanked upwards.

appropriate for my paladin, huh?

I had read a WoR mainly because I was out of food.
While waiting for it to kick in I tried an unIDed potion and it turned out to be salt water, so I died of starvation. After drinking the salt water and before dying, I was drinking more unIDed potions for the slight nourishment they give.
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Old May 19, 2008, 21:08   #52
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Just had (in Z, where level feelings are delayed slightly):

This level feels very dangerous.
You feel bolder now.
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Old August 24, 2008, 15:01   #53
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You have a bad feeling....
Your weapon cuts deep into the mad bear. You cut the mad bear in half!
You have slain the mad bear.
You feel bolder now.


A while ago...
You are now wearing a ring of damage+8, you drop a ring resist cold
You have no more rings of resist cold
It casts an Icebolt at you.
You die!

Max Damage > all. I don't care what.
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Old August 29, 2008, 15:30   #54
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happened just now.
NPPAngband, my Kobold rogue has a full bag, so he decides to read his WoR scroll, take the malachite ring on the floor.
Bullroarer comes and attacks.

After a few rounds...

You hit Bullroarer the Hobbit
You have slain Bullroarer the hobbit
You feel something roll beneath your feet
You have no place for the phial
You feel sourself yanked upwards !

:/

PS : malachite ring was a weakness one.
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Old August 30, 2008, 17:01   #55
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> Orfax, Son of Boldor makes obscene gestures!
> You feel better.

Yay.
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Old September 8, 2008, 15:49   #56
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This seems like a quiet place. You hear a door burst open.
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Old September 13, 2008, 20:23   #57
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Snap from log messenger (chasing Lagduf after killing his army):

Lagduf, the Snaga says, 'You're just prejudiced against orc-kind, aren't you?'
Lagduf, the Snaga says, 'Next time, I'm bringing more Uruks with me!'
You destroy a Ring of Weakness.
Lagduf, the Snaga recovers his courage.
You hit Lagduf, the Snaga.
Lagduf, the Snaga says: 'Oh, shit.'
You have slain Lagduf, the Snaga.
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Old September 24, 2008, 00:24   #58
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From Entro's monster arena:

The Mage concentrates on its body.
The Mage starts moving faster!
The Mage concentrates on its body.
The Mage starts moving faster!
The Mage blinks away.

The Dark Elven Warlock casts a mana bolt.
The Mage dies.
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Old November 4, 2008, 06:15   #59
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Code:
The scrawny cat scratches you! The scrawny cat suddenly turns hot! 
The scrawny cat turns into a pile of ash.
I laughed.

The poor kitty failed to realize that I was wearing a Cloak of Immolation.
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Old November 6, 2008, 16:34   #60
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From Sangband:

"You feel you know more about boulders"

Learning about slime molds is equally humorous.
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