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Old October 19, 2017, 05:48   #1
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Question New unique?

Is this a new unique or have I just not run across him before?

Donald Trump (`p`)

A real estate mogul and reality TV star, Donald has an immense ego but very thin skin.
This evil undead creature is normally found at depths of 4650 feet (level 93), and moves slowly. Killing this creature is worth 118424.21 points for a 48th level character. He may carry up to 4 objects. He can open doors with his tiny hands. He is hurt by bright light and disenchantment, but resists chaos, and does not resist acid, lightning, fire, cold, poison, water, nether, plasma, or nexus. He usually appears with escorts. He may breathe chaos (600) and may cast spells which summon undead, summon racists, attack ally (360), call reality fake news (180), call actual fake news reality (180), confuse, terrify and lie about 1 in 2 times. He can slap to attack for 1d2, tweet to insult, wail to complain with damage 8d12, touch to molest women, and demagogue to get elected with damage 4d365.
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Old October 19, 2017, 06:14   #2
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Fun idea, but obviously his color should be switched to orange.
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Old October 19, 2017, 12:52   #3
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lol, good point!
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Old October 19, 2017, 17:58   #4
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Wouldn't be the first politician featured in Angband... Martti Ihrasaari in ZAngband was a pun on a Finnish president.
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Old October 20, 2017, 05:31   #5
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Dear God, it get's worse!

Donald Trump's Toupée (`t`)

The true evil behind the Trump presidency -- a vicious other-worldly parasite that controls the thoughts and actions of its host. Reality melts away as its sheer corruption saps your will to live and you struggle to remember what facts even are anymore.
This evil creature is normally found at depths of 4950 feet (level 99), and moves very quickly, but does not deign to chase intruders. Nothing is known about its attack.
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Old October 20, 2017, 06:19   #6
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I dunno about "does not deign to chase intruders'. Trump's hair is pretty mobile. And 't' is townsman. Given the term 'face fungus' for beards, surely a Do like Trump's qualifies as a ',', or even a 'j'.
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