March 25, 2012, 17:35
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Funny messages in *band
So, this just happened:
You smite the Olog. Your hands stop glowing. You have slain the Olog. The Olog looks confused. I've seen that a couple times before and it always makes me laugh. Does anyone have other examples? |
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March 25, 2012, 17:52
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Adept
Join Date: May 2011
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You dig into the quartz vein. It touches you.
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March 25, 2012, 17:52
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Knight
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Indiana, U.S.A.
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Some of these are pretty good.
http://angband.oook.cz/forum/showthread.php?t=29
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You are on something strange |
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March 25, 2012, 20:37
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The Black reaver points at you, screaming the word DIE! -more
You die. -more He must have been very proud of himself after that......
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April 2, 2012, 20:21
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Adept
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Indianapolis IN, USA
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> You see a Scroll titled "ma anus".
 teehee...
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April 3, 2012, 12:44
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Adept
Join Date: Mar 2012
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It touches you.
You feel ugly. |
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April 7, 2012, 18:11
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Knight
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Cincinnati, OH, USA
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You are blind!
You see no more Mushrooms of Blindness. You don't like the look of this place.
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You read the scroll labeled NOBIMUS UPSCOTI... You are surrounded by a stasis field! The tengu tries to teleport, but fails! |
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April 10, 2012, 01:16
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Apprentice
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: San Francisco Bay Area
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This is not a funny message so much as something just funny.
My dwarf paladin is currently locked in mortal combat with Feagwath, the Undead Sorcerer — who just summoned a friend to help him in this battle. Specifically, a white harpy. I think I will go on pounding on Feagwath and ignore his buddy for the time being. |
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April 13, 2012, 01:34
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Apprentice
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: San Francisco Bay Area
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Slaying Osyluths is an ugly business.
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April 13, 2012, 01:46
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Knight
Join Date: Jan 2008
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Yes, it is. Also bad for one's physique.
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